Sorry Tom Brady
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2026 2:17 pm
But as a straight man ain't no way I'm drinking something called that
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I am allergic to nuts and am an exit only guy.raiders72 wrote: Mon Jun 08, 2026 4:34 pm DD had a drink awhile ago with coconut milk, pretty damn good…
This might surprise us
Anybody try it ?
Tell us you've drank a good nut without telling usDanKD wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2026 11:04 am The name can be taken in a different way. Like it relaxes you like a good nut.
I dont know, you lot seem way more focused on taking nut than having one. I understand if its been too long to remember.vtraider wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2026 12:04 pm Tell us you've drank a good nut without telling us
Lol. Jk man. Not that there's anything wrong with that
Im sure Brady is all broken up about his man card while he is banging another super model lol.ELCAraiderfan wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2026 10:59 pm Why couldn't Brady released this "good nut" when he was a patriot, not now when he's associated with the Raiders.
This takes a bunch of points from Brady's man card.
Good nut??? He may as well had them put a hard on on the front of the can. Just looking at the can a moment ago and there's a drop coming off the uh....holy shit, can't make this up.
Who gives a f[raiders_icon]ck about what hole he's banging, a hole is a hole is a hole. They're all the same and the super ones even more pain in the ass than the farm girls. Just ask him about the super that f[raiders_icon]cked some other dude while they were married.DanKD wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2026 11:56 pm Im sure Brady is all broken up about his man card while he is banging another super model lol.
fine looking hole is a lot more enjoyable, then ugly looking hole for me...but that's just meELCAraiderfan wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2026 3:11 pm Who gives a f[raiders_icon]ck about what hole he's banging, a hole is a hole is a hole. They're all the same and the super ones even more pain in the ass than the farm girls. Just ask him about the super that f[raiders_icon]cked some other dude while they were married.
Anyone with functioning brain cells knows his bros, everyone are giving him serious non stop shit about this. hoes are a side note.
the marketing will be worldwide, so while it can flop in america it could also be a massive hit overseas like in the orientpowski wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2026 4:00 am Coconut water drinks have been improving in sales every year for years.
It looks like the point of the name was for it to get attention. Something to stand out from a competitive field.
I know attention is one of the pillars of marketing, or the first step in some 4 letter acronym that I don't remember or care enough to look up.
Its funny, memetic, but I wonder if the disgust factor is too high and sinks it. At first I thought, I guess you could frame it as "this is fuel to have a good nut", but then I read it was a white, creamy drink and thought, gross. No.
Brady supposedly likes the chocolate version, and is only seen drinking it. The non-sperm looking alternate flavor. Gawwwd. Is that the cool alternative choice for non-sperm drinkers?
If coconut water is what is popular I don't know that chocolate coconut water moves the sales needle much.
It seems destined to flop, but who knows. Its mildly chuckle funny to me but also just another sugar water product among a billion and I don't like any of them.
That would be funny.mstrbass2000 wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2026 8:10 am the marketing will be worldwide, so while it can flop in america it could also be a massive hit overseas like in the orient