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Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2026 2:17 pm
by vtraider
But as a straight man ain't no way I'm drinking something called that :rofl:


Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2026 6:37 am
by Attyla
raiders72 wrote: Mon Jun 08, 2026 4:34 pm DD had a drink awhile ago with coconut milk, pretty damn good…
This might surprise us

Anybody try it ?
I am allergic to nuts and am an exit only guy.

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2026 6:21 pm
by HITMAN
For f[raiders_icon]cks sake...lol

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2026 9:24 pm
by SkullCrusher
Nut job.

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2026 2:24 am
by Dr Death
Some times you feel like a nut; some times you don't. :grin:

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2026 11:04 am
by DanKD
The name can be taken in a different way. Like it relaxes you like a good nut.

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2026 12:04 pm
by vtraider
DanKD wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2026 11:04 am The name can be taken in a different way. Like it relaxes you like a good nut.
Tell us you've drank a good nut without telling us

Lol. Jk man. Not that there's anything wrong with that

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2026 2:18 pm
by DanKD
vtraider wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2026 12:04 pm Tell us you've drank a good nut without telling us

Lol. Jk man. Not that there's anything wrong with that
I dont know, you lot seem way more focused on taking nut than having one. I understand if its been too long to remember.

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2026 4:31 pm
by mstrbass2000
a good nut it very relaxing...when done right lol

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2026 10:59 pm
by ELCAraiderfan
Why couldn't Brady released this "good nut" when he was a patriot, not now when he's associated with the Raiders.

This takes a bunch of points from Brady's man card.

Good nut??? He may as well had them put a hard on on the front of the can. Just looking at the can a moment ago and there's a drop coming off the uh....holy shit :rolleyes: , can't make this up.

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2026 11:56 pm
by DanKD
ELCAraiderfan wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2026 10:59 pm Why couldn't Brady released this "good nut" when he was a patriot, not now when he's associated with the Raiders.

This takes a bunch of points from Brady's man card.

Good nut??? He may as well had them put a hard on on the front of the can. Just looking at the can a moment ago and there's a drop coming off the uh....holy shit :rolleyes: , can't make this up.
Im sure Brady is all broken up about his man card while he is banging another super model lol.

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2026 3:11 pm
by ELCAraiderfan
DanKD wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2026 11:56 pm Im sure Brady is all broken up about his man card while he is banging another super model lol.
Who gives a f[raiders_icon]ck about what hole he's banging, a hole is a hole is a hole. They're all the same and the super ones even more pain in the ass than the farm girls. Just ask him about the super that f[raiders_icon]cked some other dude while they were married.

Anyone with functioning brain cells knows his bros, everyone are giving him serious non stop shit about this. hoes are a side note.

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2026 4:00 am
by powski
Coconut water drinks have been improving in sales every year for years.
It looks like the point of the name was for it to get attention. Something to stand out from a competitive field.
I know attention is one of the pillars of marketing, or the first step in some 4 letter acronym that I don't remember or care enough to look up.
Its funny, memetic, but I wonder if the disgust factor is too high and sinks it. At first I thought, I guess you could frame it as "this is fuel to have a good nut", but then I read it was a white, creamy drink and thought, gross. No.

Brady supposedly likes the chocolate version, and is only seen drinking it. The non-sperm looking alternate flavor. Gawwwd. Is that the cool alternative choice for non-sperm drinkers?
If coconut water is what is popular I don't know that chocolate coconut water moves the sales needle much.

It seems destined to flop, but who knows. Its mildly chuckle funny to me but also just another sugar water product among a billion and I don't like any of them.

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2026 8:07 am
by mstrbass2000
ELCAraiderfan wrote: Thu Jun 18, 2026 3:11 pm Who gives a f[raiders_icon]ck about what hole he's banging, a hole is a hole is a hole. They're all the same and the super ones even more pain in the ass than the farm girls. Just ask him about the super that f[raiders_icon]cked some other dude while they were married.

Anyone with functioning brain cells knows his bros, everyone are giving him serious non stop shit about this. hoes are a side note.
fine looking hole is a lot more enjoyable, then ugly looking hole for me...but that's just me

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2026 8:10 am
by mstrbass2000
powski wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2026 4:00 am Coconut water drinks have been improving in sales every year for years.
It looks like the point of the name was for it to get attention. Something to stand out from a competitive field.
I know attention is one of the pillars of marketing, or the first step in some 4 letter acronym that I don't remember or care enough to look up.
Its funny, memetic, but I wonder if the disgust factor is too high and sinks it. At first I thought, I guess you could frame it as "this is fuel to have a good nut", but then I read it was a white, creamy drink and thought, gross. No.

Brady supposedly likes the chocolate version, and is only seen drinking it. The non-sperm looking alternate flavor. Gawwwd. Is that the cool alternative choice for non-sperm drinkers?
If coconut water is what is popular I don't know that chocolate coconut water moves the sales needle much.

It seems destined to flop, but who knows. Its mildly chuckle funny to me but also just another sugar water product among a billion and I don't like any of them.
the marketing will be worldwide, so while it can flop in america it could also be a massive hit overseas like in the orient

Re: Sorry Tom Brady

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2026 10:02 am
by powski
mstrbass2000 wrote: Fri Jun 19, 2026 8:10 am the marketing will be worldwide, so while it can flop in america it could also be a massive hit overseas like in the orient
That would be funny.
Its a bold meme-marketing gamble, but he can afford it. If a gross joke can make money then he laughs last. Probably laughing regardless.